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Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

how high are the people running this blog

Photo 16 Apr Goddammit auto correct..

Goddammit auto correct..

Text 16 Apr

Well fuck! Who the FUCK shoved a pole up your ass and left it there?

Calm your shit!

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reblog if you’re on this site to rebel against your Amish parents

I thought I would get hate for this post but then I remembered I can’t

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Text 16 Apr

I honestly couldn’t care less about getting a Spanish minor anymore. 

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here’s a video of me

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Don’t. EVER. Use your fraternity as an excuse!

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take me home….


take me home….

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